This was a phenomenal slice of ludicrous musical theatre. It was written, directed, produced, slaved over and somehow actually put into a theatre for real people to watch by my good self and the theatrical genius/poet/auteur Ian Bowkett.

The plot was simple – the actor Sam Neill needs to learn to dance to maintain a Hollywood Career, he can’t dance but finds a small magical town thats gearing up for its annual dance off. God – even writing this is making me amazed this got off the ground.

Basically wine makes people invisible and I had to dress up as a dog to save the day.

Real actors we had in this thing! I believe it was reviewed by some humourless cunts. I shall attempt to find those reviews and link to them.