017: Hierarchy of Monkeys
When I was just a. little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Williams be wholesome, will I be fit - here’s what she said to me:
YOU’LL BE AN ANY CATHY! AN ANT! AND YOU’LL BE FUCKING GRATEFUL! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
016: Season of the Witch vs Knowing
And for our next trick we will pit manic, crazy, religious movie against another manic, crazy, religious movie. I mean, they can’t all be gold can they?
015: The Golden Age of Cage
Its time.
Well … it’s week past time. But it’s time. Cage Fight gives you Con Fucking Air VERSUS Face Fucking Off.
Its what your Mother always warned you about
014: Leaving Las Vegas vs Guarding Tess
here we go again ! with each episode we are slowly getting closer to the ultimate winner.
013: Stolen vs Wild at Heart
Well fancy seeing you here! Hows tricks? This time we have a look at 2 films. Both staring Nicky Cage. But almost more importantly … we listen to a clip from a … well. A thing definitely happens
012: It Could Happen To You vs Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans
LOOK AT US! All the way up to episode 12. And who Jons us? Why, its none other than an actual genuine doctor (I think)!
also we watch movies and bang on about rom coms and remakes and all that good stuff. Let us know what you think, tell everyone what you think, just piss on about us like crazy
011: Snake Eyes vs Ghost Rider
Hey, Hey Tay Zonday! How many rains will it rain today?
today we pitch “casino time and … isn’t that that word from the intro?” against “little flamey hot head boy”
listen it - and jump on the ol’ tweets and grams toilet us know you’re thoughts.
ALSO - stick to the plan ok? Enact the plan
010: The Sorcerer's Apprentice vs Red Rock West
Guess who’s back, back a-bilms.
Cage fights back, with a films.
Gonna fight, gonna fight, gonna fight them
THATS RIGHT - time to battle “WOOOOOSH look at me not being like Harry potters but like a big bit of that big of the cartoon from before” versus “Erm - he did it. not not him, that noe. nooo I mean the one with the bar or something. LOOK ITS BASICALLY THE ICE HARVEST”
who will win?
009: Mandy vs Pig
EPISODE 9:
Look at us almost in double figures! and this is a tricky one. Tricky because these are 2 almost equally outstanding films! Like - regardless of whether you agree with our decisions or not, go out right now (after the show obvs) and watch these
008: The Runner vs Birdy
EPISODE 8:
Two stone cold classics here. Argue with us about all the ways we misunderstood the movies and why our opinions are incorrect on instagram! Or - come on instagram and just have a nice friendly chat.
@cagefight_podcast
007: 8mm vs The Wickerman
EPISODE 7:
This is an odd line up isn’t it? Thanks to the almighty algorithm that chooses our match ups we get the bleak and squalid 8mm against the … the other one.
006: National Treasure vs National Treasure: Book of Secrets
EPISODE 6:
Some fucking stupid nonsense against some other pile of stupid nonsense. Honesty - if you like either of these films, you’re simply wrong.
Fight me @cagefight_podcast
005: Windtalkers vs Matchstick Men
EPISODE 5:
Two films, both alike in dignity, on the fair internet, where we lay our scene. This time we have a look see at 2 movies and blah blah blah - more importantly, we discover the podcast The Internal Cauldron of Emotions. Chat about that for a bit don’t we. We don’t yet have a twitter but come play on instagram! @cagefight_podcast
004: Dog Eat Dog vs Rumblefish
EPISODE 4:
This hardly seems fair does it? I think - before you listen this one, have a guess about who you think will win. Will it be the stone cold classic movie you problem learnt about at university? Or is it the batshit crazy fever dream?
Also - we get our bimonthly round up of how Dizzy T and Papa G are taking on the Cage Pod World.
Spread the love.
003: The Trust vs Racing With the Moon
EPISODE 3:
I mean, we’re into this shit now yeah. And we make a startling discovering. Turns out we AREN’T THE FIRST PODCAST TO DO THIS! What are G Money and T Dollar gonna do about that?
Plans are made. Battle lines are drawn. Oh yeah - and they chat about another 2 Cage films.
Enjoy, you cheeky kids
002: Rage vs Moonstruck
EPISODE 2: We return
its the next couple of movies that we will run through, discuss, compare. Again - how haas this never been done before?
001: Peggy Sue Got Married vs Left Behind
EPISODE 1:
It begins.
the opening episode of what will become everybodies favourite show about Nick Cage. Its a simple premise, we watch all his films and try to find out which one is best.
WHY HAS NO ONE THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE!
The outstanding artwork is by Lunchbox
Cage Fight - Trailer
What’s this? A new show (of sorts)? Why yes. Yes it is. Myself and Thomas Beaman have been watching Nicholas Cage movies and working out the best one.
It starts out simple enough, watch movies, piss on about movies, share thoughts on movies. But shortly, we discover that there are millions of podcasts doing he same thing, so listen with intrigue as we try and vanquish/befriend each of them, as we search for some kind of hook, as we try to turn a simple idea into fucking art.