WHAT IN THE LIVING SHIT IS THIS!
Guess who? ME! Just a little briefest of brief recap and to let you know that Better Bible 2: The New Batch will be hitting your earholes on the 30th July! That’s right folks - we are getting back in amongst the weeds. So come join me for … let’s be fair, more of the same. Tell the world please!
And we finally arrive. This is the final book of the Old Testament. we have read through almost 40 books - most of them have been talking about masonry or a little exile. So, admittedly … but samey. But thank you for following me on this journey of exploration - Now please be aware that anyone who knows what they’re talking about is probably livid at how wrong i am in all of these episodes! But we made it. We fucking made it.
Its the penultimate one! and a big old end times prophecy before the off. We’ve almost done it gang. Stick with it! We can make it to the end! Just a little further
What can i say? More minor business - more angry god business. BLAH BLAH BLAH
the 9th day of minor prophets
This - the 8th day of prophets. You know how close we are to finishing all of these minor prophets? we can do this. I believe in you.
Its the seventh day of prophets - bet you can’t guess what this one is going on about. Go on - have a guess.
One of the 21st century’s most exuberant pop icons. Micah possesses an insouciant charm that gives his classically styled songs a modern edge. Born in Beirut in 1983, Michael …. what? Different one? Well here’s this then. Not as poptastic as i had thought.
Fish time! Its the fifth day of prophets and we’re gonna get eaten all up by a massive fish!
Check it right, on this, the fourth day of prophets - we have come to the shortest book in all of bible! Seriously, this little note is almost longer than the book.
On the third day of prophets my Greggy gave to me … 1 book of Hosea, then a Jo-el and now is another whiney one
On the second day of prophets my Greggy gave to me - another one saying the same thing!
Here we begin. This is the first of the 12 minor prophets. Each of these following 12 episodes will be super short so, as a treat, we are going to have one a day.
So lets start with the first day of prophets!
We come to Daniel - the last of the major prophets and this is a weird and bleak fucker. But we do have that kitten we were waiting for!
Ok peoples.
its the penultimate major prophet and this one is all about pulp fiction or something
This is a little short poetry break for you all. And basically, everything sad. its a bleak start to your Sunday, but just make sure you listen and then go have a hug.
Behold! More prophets really milking a simple point. Fucking Jeremiah
See you later Wisdom - Hello Major Prophets! And we kick off in style - by style, i mean its a long one people. So strap in, and prepare yourself for roughly half an hour of erratic god love/god hate with a few particularly upsetting bits. Lets do this!
Lets finish off the books of wisdom in style - so once more i turn to the phenomenal talent of Ian Bowkett to knock up a sexy little tune for you all. Please sit back and enjoy the Psalm Song
Here we go - lets get involved with some good old fashioned smut. I’ve kept this episode short to make sure you don’t embarrass yourself in public. Goodness me its mucky! Dirty Bible, in your basket!